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2 Drunk Girls, and The Super Fan

2 Drunk Girls, and The Super Fan

Wisecrackin’ with Winter has a SUPER FAN? Who would have guessed that?

Today, another day which ends in “why”, we have Mike’s super fan from Israel, Asaf Kopla. Asaf has an Indiegogo project called Show Unreal; check it out at Indiegogo : Show Unreal!

Asaf tells his story, about his project, and about his sex life in Israel. Mike learns that Asaf will be his arch-nemesis.

Next up: Uber with two drunk girls. Drunk girls love to tell stories, and they love to sing Grease songs. Not sure there were actual words at that point??? Ssssluut… No n noow no

Special thanks to our new sponsor: Bunhaüs Jingles; check them out at customjingles.net. They are the creators of our new opening theme song!

Google’s of the Day: Puddin’ Poppin’ (we will let you figure out what that is) – Search for it in Israel!

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email the show at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Bunhaüs Jingles
Minnesota Superior Sound
If you are looking for a home in Indiana, check out Paul Lambie of Carpenter Realtors
If you are looking for a new home in Minnesota, check out Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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New York, New York

New York, New York

Wisecrackin with Winter takes to the streets of New York, as Johnny Pizzle returns from a long hiatus. They take to the streets, virtually, to discuss the lights on Broadway, and where to get pizza (the real places, kind of).

Mike and Johnny get real about education, and explain why there should be more kids in boarding schools.

Charlie Sheen calls in to touch on Cosby, and why his television wife won’t speak to him anymore.

And, how the hell is Prince charging $300 a seat for his current tour???

Google’s of the Day: Puddin’ Poppin’ (we will let you figure out what that is)

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email the show at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
If you are looking for a home in Indiana, check out Paul Lambie of Carpenter Realtors
If you are looking for a new home in Minnesota, check out Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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The Big G is Back

The Big G is Back

This week is special episode, as we welcome back The Big G to the show! He comes packin’ heat! The Big dives into hot button topics including the 2016 Presidential Election, and yes he predicts the winner… He loves The Donald!

The Big G jumps right into The Big G Spot, live from Arizona, on a Spring Training tour. He analyzes preseason skills, and says the Cubs are the eventual World Series Champs… They are kickin’ ass and takin’ names, but he doesn’t know what they are!

The Big G gives a lesson in Rugby, and how much better is than football. 20 minutes and it is over… Bing, Bang, Bing. He seems to have forgotten about his hometown team.

He talks NCAA tourney, and lays down the betting lines to chase! Call your book NOW.

The best thing we learned is that Hillary has more on the ball! Hmmm… what does thatmean? Sounds like something The Big G has on his mind?!?!

Google’s of the Day: Cubs 2016 Champs (Wait to Google until 2017)

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email the show at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
If you are looking for a home in Indiana, check out Paul Lambie of Carpenter Realtors
If you are looking for a new home in Minnesota, check out Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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Rant and Rage

Rant and Rage

This week Mike is ranting solo! He put out a call to everyone, and he received no love. Nobody wanted to help the show, so Mike is going to let you all hear about it.

Mike throws down a rant about drinking, hair bands, and retirement parties. More ranting involving politics, Reagan, and real men!

Keep emailing the show! We love the sick and twisted, yet honest people, who write in to this show. Please send your rants about “Fuller House”

Google’s of the Day: Hot for Teacher, Mike playing QB, Vacation spots to take Kirsten!

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email the show at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
If you are looking for a home in Indiana, check out Paul Lambie of Carpenter Realtors
If you are looking for a new home in Minnesota, check out Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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Hoosier Girl with an IQ

Hoosier Girl with an IQ

He’s not Minnesota Nice! Mike keeps it real, so he welcomes a guest from the Hoosier state to help discuss this controversial stereotype. Our most important guest ever… Hoosier Girl Sara, our first sober female to join the show, provides the cleanest episode yet.

Hoosier Girl gives us the low-down about “Minnesota Nice”, or as Mike likes to call it… “Minnesota Fake”!!! She helps Mike clear up “Minnesota Nice”: Nice is Polite, and Polite is NOT Genuine! That’s what our guest from Indiana thinks about Minnesota… Sounds about right! FYI, Hoosier Girl loves the West Coast, but she thinks they are different.

Next up, Mike and Hoosier Girl discuss the family four pack of tickets that she found to attend the Janet Jackson concert; a far cry from the tickets that Mike’s better half purchased. The best part, it cost $32 and she has not listened to the new album. Bank account efficiency!

Hoosier Girl and Mike dive deep into planning and organizational skills, which sounds like a yawner. However, we learn how that leads to bowling and Mike owing beer on a weekly, or bi-weekly basis… as Hoosier Girl calls it, Mike’s a basic bitch when it comes to bowling!

Hoosier Girl makes sure to inform us that Mike loves Big Brother, and Mike claims that is the only reality show he watches. Not true! Don’t let him fool you; Mike also watches… drum roll please… Dance Moms! We also learn that she is a celebrity gossip fanatic. Hoosier Girl informs us about Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson, Celine Dion, Jared Fogle, and TLC.

And finally, we get our weekly dose of sports. Hoosier Girl discusses the Colts, and how the Patriots are cheaters, especially Tom Brady. Of course we talk about that, because all Colts fans cry about the Patriots. We are certain that Sara subtract Paul, equals Hoosier Girl plus Tom Brady.

Once again, best of health to Jerry Kill!

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing. If you still have yet to figure it out, we will soon be listed in Google Play Music! That should make your life that much easier!

Google’s of the Day: Kendra on Top, Dance Moms, Hookah

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email Mike at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
Twisted Catering, or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com
Jesse Duncan of Keller Williams Realty

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Blue Ball Golf Weekend

Blue Ball Golf Weekend

It’s time again for Mike’s annual golf trip to Breezy Point Resort! It’s your lucky day, because Mike is car pooling with a couple of quick witted geniuses who love to talk about their sex lives… or lack there of!

So, listen to the insults, excuses, and blatant lies that spew from the big mouths of our two captive guests, on this three hour excursion to kick off the golf weekend.

Make sure to stay tuned for a bonus track from the worst bar band in America, at the end of the show!

Enjoy the ride, and for those Android users out there, it’s about time you figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: Breezy Point Resort, Piss Porn, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email Mike at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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Summer Recap with Richie

Summer Recap with Richie

Mike and his guest, Richie Barrister, are back to recap the summer, but thanks to Richie’s new found love for bulk shopping, he could not make it to Mike’s Funhouse Studio! Thanks to a certain Apple product, Richie still made it on the show, and he is ready for a good laugh!

Richie tells all about his secret use of Mayo and Oatmeal… don’t miss out, he calls it the “Jackhammer”! This leads into his summer recap of Costco shopping, and listening to Wisecrackin’ with Winter podcasts!

Richie’s favorite stories are brought back in this summer recap special…

Mike gives a summer recap about boating, with the royal family of Prior Lake, and the latest prop damage (which would not have occurred if the wife was at the wheel).

Deb is back, and now she gets on Mike about hitting rocks in the lake!

They discuss the “Big G”‘s Windy City trip, and Mike’s attempt to call in a “kill order”, for his dog, over the phone.

An added bonus, Mike takes a stroll down memory lane to his days at Brown College, with his mentor “Homeless” Jim. Mike describes his vocal training and teaches Richie how to not speak “Minnesotan”!

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, figure it out… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: click here for best uses of a big tub of Mayo, bowling tips to beat your kid, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email Mike at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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Riding the Rails with the “Big G”

Riding the Rails with the “Big G”

Today we welcome back our favorite guest…

With a special “Big G Spot” live from the Windy City, we have the “Big G” finally back on the show!

riding the boat with the Big G

Find the Big G Spot… Look close!

Mike gets an ear full about his Dad’s trip to Chicago. The “Big G” decided that “riding the rails” was a smart choice… only if you want to spend some extra time at the St. Paul train depot. Riding the train is no longer a top choice in the “Big G’s” book. Hear all about his delay, and his threat to urinate on the platform.

Once the “Big G” got to Chicago, the trip was a blast! Boat tours, sex talk with strangers, stair climbing, and the Cubbies! BING, BANG, BING!

And that brings us to the sports report… The “Big G” catches us up on the current standings in the Major Leagues, the Twins shortstop situation, and participation medals. Check out the “Big G’s” insight into “doing nothing for something”… Dad’s should just go out and buy the trophies and save money on league fees!

Live on the show today, and riding the coat tails of her Gramps (the “Big G”), we get an extra special report from Emma about participation medals… “DUMB!”

 

Enjoy the show, and for those Android users out there, it may seem as painful as riding the train, but after the first time it will be as easy as riding a bike… Unless your name is Chris LaMotte, because he knows what he is doing.

Google’s of the Day: public urination, millennial work ethics, Bill Burr’s Podcast

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Email Mike at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by:
Minnesota Superior Sound
Burnsville Towing
Twisted Catering or email Patrick Wood at pwood282003@yahoo.com

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Rockfest USA 2015

Rockfest USA 2015

After a week off, Mike returns with his recap of Rockfest USA 2015! Follow Mike and his band of merry men, Paul Lambie (previous guest on the show) and Patrick “Woody” Wood (member of Mike’s Vegas trip entourage), to Oshkosh, WI.

Mike give’s his review of some of the acts at Rockfest USA, with special appreciation for Lynard Skynard! Get the ratings and info about all the acts that Mike can remember seeing at Rockfest USA!

It’s a short show today, but we have a special taping of Paul Lambie and his take on the show!

Early in the morning, or maybe middle of the afternoon, during one of the show dates (it all blurs together, but the PBR, Miller, and all other drinks of choice made it a great time), Paul gives his deep thoughts about confederate flag sales at Rockfest USA! Paul puts a whooping on the rebel flag, or so it sounds?

Pat jumps into the mix with his take on his odds at “woo-ing” the women of Rockfest USA!

Follow the gang down the dark and lonely path to their sweet motor home, while they discuss cheese curds, white-trash, and “Wisconsin-nice”!

Google’s of the Day: David Coverdale’s plastic surgery, Rockfest USA, Boxkar from Appleton WI

Email Mike at wisecrackinwithwinter@yahoo.com
DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by: Minnesota Superior Sound and Burnsville Towing

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Rush Hour Rager from the UK

Rush Hour Rager from the UK, with Johnny Pizzle

Today’s show starts with your favorite host, Mike Winter, live on the scene during afternoon rush hour. He provides a brief news recap of South Dakota weather, and his disgust with deflate gate. Mike finishes his opener with a comedy stint that brings your drinking habits to the forefront.

Mike’s guest host today is the famous Johnny Pizzle, back from a hop over the pond to London. Just in case you didn’t catch it, the flight was roughly eight hours, again, 8 hours. He is not a fan of American Airlines and their interpretation of lay-flat seating, also known as laying on the floor. But… he loves British Airways and their personal entertainment consoles.

Johnny’s London highlights:
1) Sleeping on the Tube
– Be aware of jet lag.
2) Benny Hill marathons
– Yes, they exist, and that’s all he did during the day.
3) Live TV Russian Roulette (only during 2am showings)
– Johnny lost big time, but enjoyed playing against Bill Cosby.
4) Scones
– Johnny loves some creme in his mouth.
5) The birth of Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
– Johnny was live in the delivery room.

Johnny was in London for ten pound burgers and to cast his vote for the new British Prime Minister. Mike had no concern about that and was in a rush to know everything about the British monetary structure. That’s what this show is all about; your home for hearing the Queen “make it rain”.

Johnny also enlightens us with his trip to watch the Harry Potter shows in the Theatre District of London’s West End. His favorite part about the shows were the versions he caught in the red light district.

Make sure to rush to your favorite podcast provider and listen to the entire show for Johnny’s London recap!

Google’s of the Day: British TV Casinos, USD/GPD exchange rate, Daniel Radcliffe, Teen Beach Movie 2 (the best sequel ever)

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
Wisecrackin’ with Winter is sponsored by: Minnesota Superior Sound and Burnsville Towing

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