Road Raging Keys to Life

Road Raging Keys to Life

Today’s show is all about Mike’s “Keys to Life”.

Sitting down with a smooth drink, while flipping between the NHL Playoffs and a Bowflex infomercial, Mike delivers some deep “Keys to Life”:
“Keys to Life” #1) 30-minute workout with a Bowflex or your mid-90’s equipment of choice.
“Keys to Life” #2) If you are not loyal to your state of hockey, choose another team, but not one that was made from a movie.
“Keys to Life” #3) Don’t bank on the Minnesota Timberwolves.
“Keys to Life” #4) If your name is Dave Letterman, you should have been on NBC, instead of Leno and his big chin.
“Keys to Life” #5) Watch “Dance Moms”! Mike’s favorite show!!!

Check out Mike’s NBA Finals predictions, before you make your bets!

Follow Mike in another Road Rage segment from the Twin Cities Metro afternoon rush hour. Hear about our beloved Minnesota State Troopers, Mike’s favorite social media platform, and his love for Selfie Sticks. G.O.A.T —> Mike just heard about this one. L.L. Cool J named a song after that, and has been used for a long time, but as Mike just learned, it’s just as bad as LOL, LMAO, LMFAO! Come up with something new, like learning to spell the whole thing!

Make sure to rush to your favorite podcast provider and listen to the entire show for Mike’s “Keys to Life”!

Google’s of the Day: Bowflex, DANCE MOMS, goats

DISCLAIMER: Wisecrackin’ is not for everyone; please consult your physician before attempting this on your own!
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